Matt's Crap
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Saturday, August 26, 2006

Ok, you'll have to forgive the grainy image here as it was taken with my cell phone. This, beleive it or not, is on someone's chimney right off of 23rd and Division, completely visible from the road (in fact, I took this standing on the sidewalk). To be fair, if you look at it long enough, you'll see that it's not really what it looks like, but more a medallion gone horribly wrong. My other possible theory is that this house was built pre WWII and no one has bothered to change it. I think if this were on the side of my house, I'd be breakin' out the ol' can of chimney paint. Then again, old Nazis have to retire somewhere, why not good old Portland Oregon?
Friday, August 25, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Them Godless Canadians

I love people.



By the way, the orange vest just screams authority doesn't it?


Um.......ok, seems to make sense to me, carrying on then.
P.S.- And let's not forget the really cool bad ass American flag fish. And yes, its on a Ford Excursion. This, people, is why they hate us.

Sunday, August 13, 2006
Trying again. Man, people who are computer illiterate really should not try to set up their own blog.