In our continuing series of odd highway signs....

 
Ok, you own a small business, you scrimp and save for years, finally business is going well, you decide to advertise on the sign out on the highway. These signs are not cheap, mind you, so you want to tell the story that best sums up your business in just four square feet. What, pray tell, should we say about our little place? Well, I think we should broadcast the fact that you will never have to wait to crap.