Matt's Crap

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Ok fine! screw ya'll!

So I have decided I am not posting any more pictures or info until I get at least one comment. I am putting some high quality shit on this site and hearing nothing. The dorks in the park!?! Come ON! They alone deserve something! I'm a little hurt. No, don't try to chear me up, it's just a bit too little, too late. One stinkin' eensy weensy comment, "hey nice pic!" "hey cute kid!" "golly, what are those stick things sticking up in the air, Matt?". That's all its gonna take to validate me as a person and let me know I'm not doing this stupid little site just to stroke my own......ego. Get your minds out of the gutter, Jeez.


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Friday, October 27, 2006

Buh buh

Oh sure, she's cute and all but no doubt plotting my doom inside her little pigtailed head.

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The Museum of Glass in Tacoma Washington.......

So I'm sure this is a really cool museum and all, I wouldn't know as I asked for my money back and left after the third person inside of five minutes told me I couldn't take any pictures in there, but the outside is really cool though....


 
 
 
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Some recent pics from a trip to Seattle.....

 
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Sunset from the Space Needle. Posted by Picasa

 
NOt sure if this guy was bonafied crazy or just doing tai chi and much saner than the rest of us. Posted by Picasa

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The three shots below and the one above are at the Experience Music Project in downtown Seattle, designed by Frank Gehry, one of, if not THE most brilliant architects working today. This is an amazing building to just go stand near, I highly suggest you check it out in person if you get a chance. Posted by Picasa

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

puh-ooooop......

Puh-eeewwwp! Of the dog variety, if you were wondering. That is what I stepped in the other day right before walking into my house. Now I know this is different than my other entries, but I just had to scream silently at the universe. And besides, if I can't tell ya'll, who can I tell? So now back to my amazing tale of woe (poo?), so, um, stepped in it, and din't notice it till I got to my front door and smushed it into my doormat. THEN, and only then did I realize I had, shall we say taken on a passenger? So I should now explain that I was coming home from the great white north and had my lunchbox (which is sizable), my bag of clothes, my bag of garbage from the trip, and my big jug o' water, which I then splilled all over when I tried to set everything down to attend to the poo. Attached the hose to the spigot, hosed down my shoe and the mat, and got ready to enter the house. It was at this point that I saw the two Jehovah's witnesses at the house next door ( at least I'm guessing, they were young and had ties on), they had watched the last of my mighty fight with the shite (huh? huh? anyone? tip your waitresses, I'll be here all night) and decided that maybe my house shouldn't be on the list for the day as I must have looked fairly annoyed at the time. So, I suppose the story has a happy ending. Man, do I feel better.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Friggin' McDonald's

Ok. So I am just the type of literal idiot to be bothered by this sort of misleading advertising. Not that I would ever look to McDonald's as the pervayers of all things healthy and wonderful or anything (for Christsakes they put sugar in the "healthy" salads), but this one really sogs up my Fruitloops. Ok, here we go. By flashing this up on the screen as Mom talks about what goes on the kids belly is less important than what goes in it, we are led to believe that the chicken Mcnuggets are 100% chicken. Ahhhhh, but wait, it says they are "100% tender Chicken McNuggets". Now here is my question....... Are they 100% tender? or are they 100% chicken? or 100% tender chicken? Sonsabitches! We may never know the answer to this riddle. I am open to any and all theories. Oh and by the way, is it just me or does this girl look like she would rather be eating anything but this Nugget right then or what? Posted by Picasa